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traveling salesman and three holes?

a traveling salesman stopped in front of a farmer's houseto take a rest the farmer came to the salesman's assistance and the farmer showed him the barn out back. before the farmer left the salesman alone, he began to warn him about the 3 holes in barn's wall."whatever you do," the farmer said. "dont stick your c0%k into any of these 3 holes,it get's lonely out here and the horse manure startles impure thoughts, so just steer clear of them 3 holes." the farmer gave his warning, and the salesman agreed.
later that night the salesman woke up in a frenzy wondering what was so enchanting about those holes in the wall. why was his c0&k forbidden from the 3 holes? he couldnt resist tempation. hole 1 was wet and loose like a bucket of warm water. hole 2 was tight, moist and had a steady grip hole three was tighter than the second and wouldnt let go. the farmer came in."i told you not to bang 3 holes! youre gonna be here awhile, cause behind 3rd hole is dairy milker w/50gallon limit.

I heard a story about some stupid redneck dude who thought it'd be fun to trick a calf into believing his "johnson" was mamma's teat in order to shoot a load. He was successful in getting serviced and got to shoot his load -- the calf even swallowed -- but after he was done the calf wouldn't let up and it was extremely difficult to un-attach the juvenile bovine critter from his member.
Moral of the Story: It's best to keep one's fly zipped whilst out and about on the farm.

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